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Jester Sphinx Known as: Jester, J-Man, Nutbar Likes: jokes, funny hats, puns, criminal acts, cheese, the sound of human screams Dislikes: boredom, mould, tomatoes, boulders Note: prone to acts of extreme randomness and stupidity Purpose: Lunatic. Dish out punch lines, run into walls. Also the "joker" |
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Mercantile
Known as: Merc, Mech, M, Dufus Likes: robots, building things, making an idiot of himself Dislikes: apparently nothing... Note: has been known to do stuff Purpose: Straight man. Deliver the set-ups. Also the "smart guy" |
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Rat McCracken
Known as: Rat, Whinger Likes: Girls, girls, life, music, girls Dislikes: Loneliness, life (it's a love/hate thing), fun Note: do not be alarmed by the mushroom hairdoo Purpose: Butt-of-jokes. Say dumb things, be ridiculed. Also the "baby" |
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Tyani Somethingorother
Known as: Ty, That Girl Likes: fame, fortune, TV reporting, keeping her hair in place Dislikes: idiots (the other cast members), hat hair Note: investigative reporter and secretary Purpose: Female. Add variety to the cast through different gender. Also the "girl" |
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2-Headed Bob
Known as: Bob, Other Bob, Freak Likes: video games, wearing women's lingerie, moonlight, painting Dislikes: video games, wearing women's lingerie, moonlight, painting Note: one lies, one tells the truth ... only kidding Purpose: Minority. Keep the action groups happy. Also the "fill-in" |
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Larry Kreblaki
Known as: Larry, Short-Ass, Loser Likes: overly strenuous activity, friends, Coke (the drink ... he only takes heroine) Dislikes: being made an idiot of, baldness, his height Note: occasional outbursts of rage may be observed Purpose: Test Subject. Do stuff to them, see what happens. Also the "midget" |
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Evil Dorvus the Round, Floating Thing
Known as: Evil Dorvus, Dorvus, Phil Likes: evil, suffering, pain, naked women, cake Dislikes: good, Rat, angels, being called Phil, not having cake Note: is an evil ball, scary...? Purpose: Evil. Do evil - see evil, speak evil, hear evil, kill monkeys. Also the "devil" |